Showing posts with label film 298. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film 298. Show all posts

Friday, 27 January 2012

Project parabolic course to avoid entering Neutral Zone.

Star Trek: Wrath of Khan

Another dive into the myspace stuff. Enjoy.

Last night I decided to give Star trek 2 another go. Hadn't watched it in years. For a bit of my own personal amusement I decided to do live twitter updates of my thoughts (which possibly irritated my twitter followers - yep all nine of them, so i may not do that again) and now i present them to you my blog readers. All 3 of you.

* Giving Star Trek 2 another chance tonight. How can i be so mean to a movie that gave us 'Khaaaaan!'
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 They all look so old and this was only the second movie. Also, completely forgotten kirstie alley was in this
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 Wow, their sideburns are amazing. They're so sharp you could cut blocks of wood on them.
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 15 mins in and we have had a 'dammit jim!' a beam effect and already a seemingly endless spluge of techno gibberish.
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 Khan is apparently a product of late 20th century genetic engineering. And it would seem, early eighties fashion.
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 Ooh in the future even whistles are electronic.
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 This is soooo dull. Kirk and Spock have just spent forever talking in circles. Blow some shit up already.
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 alright Horner's score is kicking in to overdrive, something interesting must be about to happen.
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 Klingon proverb? Klingon! Did our super intelligent genetic freak not get programmed with what Spain was.
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 It briefly got exciting due to Kirk being an idiot but has lapsed into tedium again.
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 Ah ha there it is. one hour ten in. Khaaaaaan!!!!
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 lots of people are running around corridors, something important must be going on
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 Vulcan death grip and one billionth use of the word 'logic' Just as well i don't drink.
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 'from hell's heart i stab at thee' someone kill this pretentious douchenozzle already.
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 So yeah. Wrath of Khan sucks. Still it's better than the fourth one.