Saturday, 10 September 2011

Never forget where you came from.

Colombiana (2011)
Chosen by me as I like to go to the cinema a lot.

Fairly dreadful. A lazy, slipshod, ramshackle movie combining elements of a hundred better films.
The perfunctory, non-sensical romance (how did they hook up exactly?) the least of it's problems.
The whole plot hinges on the main character being a careless, stupid selfish idiot but asks us not to care she's this way and indeed to cheer on her pointless acts of murder to reach a pointless revenge endgame.
Utterly pointless. Unlike Saldana's nipples that remain distractingly perky throughout.

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