Friday, 27 January 2012

Project parabolic course to avoid entering Neutral Zone.

Star Trek: Wrath of Khan

Another dive into the myspace stuff. Enjoy.

Last night I decided to give Star trek 2 another go. Hadn't watched it in years. For a bit of my own personal amusement I decided to do live twitter updates of my thoughts (which possibly irritated my twitter followers - yep all nine of them, so i may not do that again) and now i present them to you my blog readers. All 3 of you.

* Giving Star Trek 2 another chance tonight. How can i be so mean to a movie that gave us 'Khaaaaan!'
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 They all look so old and this was only the second movie. Also, completely forgotten kirstie alley was in this
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 Wow, their sideburns are amazing. They're so sharp you could cut blocks of wood on them.
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 15 mins in and we have had a 'dammit jim!' a beam effect and already a seemingly endless spluge of techno gibberish.
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 Khan is apparently a product of late 20th century genetic engineering. And it would seem, early eighties fashion.
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 Ooh in the future even whistles are electronic.
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 This is soooo dull. Kirk and Spock have just spent forever talking in circles. Blow some shit up already.
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 alright Horner's score is kicking in to overdrive, something interesting must be about to happen.
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 Klingon proverb? Klingon! Did our super intelligent genetic freak not get programmed with what Spain was.
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 It briefly got exciting due to Kirk being an idiot but has lapsed into tedium again.
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 Ah ha there it is. one hour ten in. Khaaaaaan!!!!
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 lots of people are running around corridors, something important must be going on
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 Vulcan death grip and one billionth use of the word 'logic' Just as well i don't drink.
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 'from hell's heart i stab at thee' someone kill this pretentious douchenozzle already.
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 So yeah. Wrath of Khan sucks. Still it's better than the fourth one.

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