They just keep growing and growing and there's nothing we can do about it

Mega Piranha (2010)

Chosen by me from the 'fine' selection at Poundworld.

Starring "80's Pop Sensation Tiffany" this is about as rubbish as I've come to expect from knock off studio The Asylum.
Not nearly clever enough to excuse it's cheapness (compare to cheap knock off Piranha from Joe Dante and it's flaws become even more unbearable), a couple of moments suggest a knowing pastiche but performances and direction are so bad (one actor starts to say another's line before realising he's got it wrong) and script so risible nothing works - not as spoof, not as serious horror, not as silly action film.
This lacks even the over the top set pieces seen on countless youtube clips of other films of it's ilk.
Not worth the pound I spent on it.