Henry, if we die before you get back, promise you'll tell everybody she wasn't my date.

Dreamcatcher (2003)

Chosen by Jamie Blackmore who had this to say: 'Good cast & introduces the term "shit weasel". Honestly thats the best I can say about it. Like most Stephen King adaptations, the book is probably better'

I can't imagine the book would have been much worse than this terrible film.
A decent cast give fairly terrible performances in something that reads more like a Stephen King spoof than a serious horror film. The usual tropes are there, but lazily defined and it undercuts what meager scares it has with a bizarre reliance on fart jokes and foul language.